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What Cruise Brochures Actually Mean: 25 Phrases Decoded
Cruise brochures speak their own language. Twenty-five phrases — lido, guarantee cabin, private island — translated to plain English.
Updated2026年5月4日已查核
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Cruise lines have invented a private language for their booking pages. Once you can read it, the price difference between two sailings starts looking very different.
Cruise lines speak a language that sounds like English but isn't quite. A "private island experience" is a beach the cruise line owns. "Lido-style dining" is a buffet. "Curated shore experience" is a bus tour. None of these are lies. They're translations — from "what we are charging you for" into "what we'd like you to feel about it."
There's a number we'll come back to. By the time you've decoded twelve of these phrases, you'll know which line you actually want to book — not which one wrote the prettier paragraph.
GoCruiseTravel.com tracks 29 cruise lines, and every one of them speaks this dialect. Some are gentler at it (Viking, Oceania) and some are more committed to the bit (Carnival, MSC). The translation is the same regardless.
Here are 25 phrases you'll see on every cruise booking page, in five categories, with what each one actually means once you read past the marketing layer.
⚡cruise-industry phrases decoded
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sourced from the live booking pages of 29 cruise lines tracked by GoCruiseTravel.com
Cabins
Inside stateroom
A windowless room. Often the cheapest option, sometimes by a lot — on a 7-night Caribbean it can run $400 less per person than the next tier. Pitch black with the lights off. It is the only hotel room in the world where you can sleep through breakfast, lunch, and most of dinner without noticing.
Oceanview stateroom
Room with a window or a porthole. The window is sealed — you cannot open it. "Obstructed oceanview" means a lifeboat is in the way; the cruise line knows; they discount it; book it on a sea-day-heavy itinerary and you'll never notice.
更新於2026年5月4日. All phrasing reviewed against current booking pages on Royal Caribbean, Carnival, MSC, NCL, Viking, Oceania, Regent, Disney, and Princess as of May 2026.
揭露We don't take cruise-line commissions. The translations are based on what these terms mean on the lines' actual booking pages, not on what they sound like.
This one is sneaky. The window faces an indoor mall — the "promenade" — rather than the actual ocean. You're inside the ship, looking at people walking around inside the ship. It is, technically, a view. The cruise line is correct on the technicality.
Guarantee cabin
You pay; the cruise line picks your specific room sometime before sailing. You're guaranteed the category you booked or higher. The risk: you might end up next to the elevator, under the buffet, or at the very front where the ship pitches. The reward: it's usually the cheapest version of that category, and sometimes you get bumped up. You'll find out which it is when you board.
Concierge / Yacht Club / Haven / The Sanctuary
"Ship within a ship." A paid enclave inside an otherwise standard cruise — private restaurant, private deck, a butler. Same hull, separate experience. Costs roughly double the regular fare on the same sailing. The other passengers are still on the boat. They just can't come in.
Dining
Main Dining Room
The included one. Rotating menu, white tablecloths, three or four courses, table service. The food is fine; the room is loud; the experience is deeply dependent on which servers you draw.
Specialty dining
Restaurants you pay extra for. Usually $35–$65 per person on top of the cruise fare. Some lines bundle a few specialty meals into higher cabin tiers — read the inclusion column carefully on the booking page, not the marketing one. The numbers tend to disagree.
Lido / Lido-style dining
Buffet. The Lido is the open pool deck on most ships; "Lido-style dining" is the buffet up there. Open most of the day. Sometimes excellent (MSC's pasta station, Viking's salads), sometimes a rough scene (any megaship between 12pm and 1pm).
Anytime / My Time / Open dining
Show up to the main dining room when you want. There can still be a wait. Works well on small ships, less well on a 6,000-passenger megaship at 7:30pm.
Fixed / Traditional seating
Same time, same table, same servers, every night. Sounds rigid; people who try it tend to like it. The servers learn your preferences by night two and your drink order by night three.
Drinks and Add-Ons
All-inclusive
Almost never means what it sounds like. On most lines it covers some drinks, some Wi-Fi, sometimes gratuities — and excludes specialty restaurants, shore excursions, premium liquor, casino, spa. The lines where "all-inclusive" actually means all-inclusive: Regent Seven Seas, Silversea, Explora Journeys. Almost everywhere else it's a marketing prefix that means "more is included than on Tuesday's brochure."
Beverage package
A drinks plan with a daily cap and a list of exclusions. Typically breaks even at four drinks per day. Read the per-drink price ceiling — some packages cap at $12 a drink, which excludes most cocktails on a megaship. The cocktail menu is priced like the package wasn't designed to cover it. It wasn't.
Soda package
Fountain soda only, from the bar. No cans. No bottled water. Almost always overpriced for what it actually is.
Premium beverage
The package that actually covers cocktails. Usually $20–$30 per day more than the standard one. The math works if you'll drink anything beyond house wine or domestic beer. The math is unkind to half-measures.
Gratuities / service charge
A mandatory tip auto-added to your bill, currently $16–$22 per person per day. For two people on a 7-night cruise, that's $224–$308 not in the headline price. Most lines let you remove it, but it's a public conversation at guest services.
⚡auto-added gratuities for two on a 7-night cruise
$224–$308
based on 2026 published rates across major lines tracked by GoCruiseTravel.com
Ports and Excursions
Private island experience
A beach the cruise line owns and runs. CocoCay (Royal Caribbean), Castaway Cay (Disney), Half Moon Cay (Carnival and Holland America). You can't leave; there are no taxis. The food is included; the cabanas are not. It is the only beach in the world that requires a wristband.
Tender port
No dock. The ship anchors offshore and you take a small boat ashore. It usually adds 30–45 minutes each way and gets weather-canceled more often than any other port type.
Shore excursion
A tour you book through the cruise line. Marked up significantly over the same tour booked locally — the cruise line's markup pays for the guarantee that the ship will wait if your tour runs late. Sometimes worth it. On big ports (Naples, Barcelona) usually not.
Curated shore experience
A bus tour. Usually with a guide. "Curated" is the word that roughly doubles the price. It is a very effective word.
Port fees and taxes
Mandatory; not in the headline price. They range from $80 to $400 per person depending on itinerary. Always shown before final booking. Always.
Ship and Itinerary Lingo
Resort-style pool deck
A pool with chairs around it.
Ship within a ship
See "Concierge / Yacht Club" above. The architecture matters here: on some lines (NCL Haven, MSC Yacht Club) the enclave is genuinely separate. On others (Royal Caribbean Suite Class) it's mostly a different lounge and a roped-off section of the buffet.
Drydock / refurbishment
The ship has been overhauled in the last 12–18 months. The date matters. A 2003 ship that drydocked in 2024 looks newer inside than a 2010 ship that hasn't been touched. GoCruiseTravel.com lists the most recent refurbishment date on every ship page.
Cruise to nowhere
A round-trip sailing with no port stops. The ship sails out, sails around international waters for a few days, sails back. Popular in markets with limited port access — Singapore, Australia. People do show up for this. Voluntarily.
Repositioning cruise
A one-way sailing when a ship moves between regions — Caribbean to Mediterranean in spring, the reverse in fall. Often the best per-night value of the year, because the cruise line is moving the ship anyway and discounts the inventory hard.
What a tender port morning actually looks like
It's 7am, and the ship is anchored half a mile offshore from a Greek island whose name you couldn't pronounce yesterday. You take the tender — the small boat — and you're walking the harbor by 7:45 with a coffee and no plan. The brochure called it "an authentic local arrival." That part wasn't a lie.
The number we mentioned
The phrase that costs first-time cruisers the most isn't "all-inclusive." It's "guarantee cabin." Not because it's a bad deal — it's often a good one — but because people don't realize they have no say in their actual room until they're checking in. Pick a regular cabin if you care where you sleep. Pick a guarantee if you genuinely don't.
Our Verdict
The translation that matters most
Compare cruise lines on what's actually included, not on what's described. Filter by inclusions at GoCruiseTravel.com to see real per-night cost across all 29 lines, with the marketing language stripped out.
The brochure isn't lying. It's just speaking its own language. Now you speak it too.
快速答疑
常見問題
What does 'lido' mean on a cruise?
Lido is the open pool deck on most cruise ships. 'Lido-style dining' means the buffet on that deck — open most of the day, included in the fare, casual.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
What is a guarantee cabin?
A cabin where you book the category — inside, oceanview, balcony — but the cruise line picks the specific room sometime before sailing. Usually the cheapest version of that category, with no say in location.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
Are gratuities included on a cruise?
Almost never, even on lines marketed as 'all-inclusive.' Most lines auto-add $16–$22 per person per day to your bill. For two people on a 7-night sailing, that's $224–$308 on top of the headline fare.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
What's a tender port?
A port where the ship can't dock, so passengers ride small boats ashore. It adds 30–45 minutes each way and gets weather-canceled more often than any other port type.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
What does 'all-inclusive' actually mean on a cruise?
It varies wildly. Regent Seven Seas, Silversea, and Explora are genuinely all-inclusive. Most other lines bundle some drinks and Wi-Fi but exclude specialty dining, shore excursions, gratuities, and premium liquor. Read the inclusion list, not the headline.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
What is a repositioning cruise?
A one-way sailing when a ship moves between regions — Caribbean to Mediterranean in spring, the reverse in fall. Often the cheapest per-night fare of the year because the line is moving the ship anyway and discounts hard.
最後核實 2026年5月4日.
簡短答案
What Cruise Brochures Actually Mean: 25 Phrases Decoded
Cruise brochure phrases like "lido," "guarantee cabin," and "private island experience" are industry shorthand. "Lido-style dining" means buffet. A "guarantee cabin" means the cruise line picks your specific room later. A "private island" is a beach the cruise line owns. Decoding this language is the first step to comparing prices honestly.
最後核實 2026年5月4日. GoCruiseTravel.com analysis of 29 cruise lines
